Alert Level Orange

The 80s – corporate yuppie greed and the Cold War
The 90s – MonicaGate and the Bosnian War
The 00s – All terrorism, all the time

So I stop at the Shell station to grab some snacks after working out. On the drive home, I finish up the popsicle and notice that there is something printed on the stick. It says:

“It had a virus.”

For a brief irrational moment, my brain automatically loaded all the interesting scenarios involving attacks using unsavory substances. The I read the print further down the popsicle stick:

“Why did the computer go to the doctor?”