Baby Jesus has returned…
June 26, 2007 – 11:29 am…as a pork product?
The money quote:
The Baby must dry several weeks before it is ready to be sold.
I’m off to buy some Baby Jesus and Lil Chub.
(thanks to Galen for the discovery.)
p.s., why is there a Buddha on the banner for babyjesus.com?
p.p.s., there is a band called Jesus Sausage. because you needed to know that.
22 Responses to “Baby Jesus has returned…”
That Buddha on the BabyJesus.com website MAKES NO SENSE.
IF CHEWBACCA IS FROM ENDOR, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
By ClintJCL on Jun 26, 2007
“The Buddha needs Jesus like a fish needs a bicycle”.
By doranchak on Jun 26, 2007
The Budhha says, “Jesus is OK, it’s his posse I can’t stand”.
By Charlie on Jun 26, 2007
JESUS WAS A BUDDIST
By tangentpantsonfire on Jun 26, 2007
Google “jésus saucisse” and you’ll find it’s not only a real sausage, it’s a really BIG sausage.
By Isabeau on Jun 26, 2007
Holy infant so tender and mild.
By little gator on Jun 26, 2007
Mmmmmmmm, sacrilicious
By Bolgy on Jun 26, 2007
if you record “baby jesus” and play it backwards, it’s “sausage-y babe”. yep.
By suchprettycolors on Jun 26, 2007
Apparently, Jesus has balls, too. And with nuts in “small bags”!!
“Balls: Weight: 250 g Price: 6.2 €
Dry sausage balls with nuts in small bags.”
By jamie on Jun 26, 2007
Stop eating the baby jesus! It’s people!!!
By WWJD on Jun 26, 2007
Not as popular as the Holy Grail, but true seekers still greatly desire… The Holy Foreskin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce.
Baby Jesus sausage + Holy Foreskin = Superpowers beyond your wildest dreams.
By doranchak on Jun 26, 2007
“Soylent Jesus is made outta people!”
(Well…uh…not really *people*, but The Holy Spirit made into flesh…but hey wait, if you can do communion, you should be able to do this too, right?)
By UrbanRedneck on Jun 26, 2007
There’s also a French wine, red, I think it’s a Burgundy, that’s known as the Baby Jesus.
By manuel on Jun 26, 2007
And, saltpeter is an ingredient. The Baby Jesus delivers you from your sinful libido.
By James on Jun 27, 2007
To be eaten with the Virgin Mary toast?
By persia on Jun 29, 2007