Baby Jesus has returned…

June 26, 2007 – 11:29 am

…as a pork product?



See for yourself!

The money quote:

The Baby must dry several weeks before it is ready to be sold.

I’m off to buy some Baby Jesus and Lil Chub.

(thanks to Galen for the discovery.)

p.s., why is there a Buddha on the banner for babyjesus.com?

p.p.s., there is a band called Jesus Sausage. because you needed to know that.

  1. 22 Responses to “Baby Jesus has returned…”

  2. That Buddha on the BabyJesus.com website MAKES NO SENSE.

    IF CHEWBACCA IS FROM ENDOR, YOU MUST ACQUIT!

    By ClintJCL on Jun 26, 2007

  3. “The Buddha needs Jesus like a fish needs a bicycle”.

    By doranchak on Jun 26, 2007

  4. The Budhha says, “Jesus is OK, it’s his posse I can’t stand”.

    By Charlie on Jun 26, 2007

  5. JESUS WAS A BUDDIST

    By tangentpantsonfire on Jun 26, 2007

  6. Google “jésus saucisse” and you’ll find it’s not only a real sausage, it’s a really BIG sausage.

    By Isabeau on Jun 26, 2007

  7. Holy infant so tender and mild.

    By little gator on Jun 26, 2007

  8. Mmmmmmmm, sacrilicious

    By Bolgy on Jun 26, 2007

  9. if you record “baby jesus” and play it backwards, it’s “sausage-y babe”. yep.

    By suchprettycolors on Jun 26, 2007

  10. Apparently, Jesus has balls, too. And with nuts in “small bags”!!

    “Balls: Weight: 250 g Price: 6.2 €

    Dry sausage balls with nuts in small bags.”

    By jamie on Jun 26, 2007

  11. Stop eating the baby jesus! It’s people!!!

    By WWJD on Jun 26, 2007

  12. Not as popular as the Holy Grail, but true seekers still greatly desire… The Holy Foreskin.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce.

    Baby Jesus sausage + Holy Foreskin = Superpowers beyond your wildest dreams.

    By doranchak on Jun 26, 2007

  13. “Soylent Jesus is made outta people!”

    (Well…uh…not really *people*, but The Holy Spirit made into flesh…but hey wait, if you can do communion, you should be able to do this too, right?)

    By UrbanRedneck on Jun 26, 2007

  14. There’s also a French wine, red, I think it’s a Burgundy, that’s known as the Baby Jesus.

    By manuel on Jun 26, 2007

  15. And, saltpeter is an ingredient. The Baby Jesus delivers you from your sinful libido.

    By James on Jun 27, 2007

  16. To be eaten with the Virgin Mary toast?

    By persia on Jun 29, 2007

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