Cthulhu fhtagn, and he approves of this message.

November 7, 2006 – 10:48 am

The unspeakable dread is mounting on this Election Day as I traverse the glittering touchscreen prompts on the voting machines to select our next round of overlords. But in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. And he has a campaign. Chris, friend of the Cthulhu for Senate effort, wore this shirt to the polls this morning:

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Get the word out with another fine example of Cthulhu campaign paraphenilia:

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More info on Cthulhu. Keep his name in mind if your desperation at the ballot leads you to stare at the write-in box, wondering what name to scrawl there. Is “a pulpy, tentacled head surmounted by a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings” really any worse than many of the people we’ve already elected???

We’ll have to wait a little while longer for the Cthulhu for President campaign to heat up.

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The Napoleon Dynamite shirt the Cthulhu shirt is based on:

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See also: Icethulhu and Foodthulhu.

  1. 2 Responses to “Cthulhu fhtagn, and he approves of this message.”

  2. I want one of those shirts. Where can i buy one?

    By Rudd on Feb 29, 2008

  3. There are plenty of sources, such as:

    http://faroutshirts.com/detail.php?id=291

    http://www.zazzle.com/cthulhu_for_president_shirt-235476309141088123

    http://catalog.chaosium.com/product_info.php?cPath=33&products_id=354&osCsid=9bf8d4ecbf5b1d573cfa812d74a09002

    http://www.pegasuspublishing.com/Vote-for-Cthulhu-Shirt-p-28614.html

    By doranchak on Mar 1, 2008

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