Joanie brought us the destined-to-be-a-Christmas-classic Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (the non-MST3K version). We all managed to endure the entire movie, famous for being on many “worst movies” lists, via our own lesser brand of MST3K-style audience participation. Not much beyond the movie itself says it better than these caps:
“Think of the Martian children!”
The laziest men on Mars.
The intrepid Martian leader. With built-in plumbing.
Anyone got a pipe-wrench?
Beware the man-eating furries.
Mere children cannot escape the powerful robot.
Santa succumbs to the power of the Martian conquistadors.
What’s your boggle, Geraldo?
So, it turns out this movie is in the public domain, should you be interested in such a fine cinematic feast.