Daily Archives: November 2, 2006

Joke of the day, part deux

Today’s apparently Cheesy Joke Day. So here’s one submitted by Chris:

Question: What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?
Answer: Make me one with everything.

Joke of the day

Been thin on posts lately – all I have for now is a joke I heard at work recently:

A guy walks into a butcher shop, and while he’s waiting for his order the butcher says, “Excuse me, Sir; Please don’t sit on the bacon slicer… We’ve been getting a little behind in our orders!”