Archive for September, 2004
Tuesday, September 28th, 2004
This is a funny dose of school fun from [name withheld]. He received the following email:
Hi my name is <SNIP> and I am in our Social Psychology class sec
0021 and I had a question about the essay assignment for Whats Eating
Gibert Grape....I didnt know what ...
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Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
The 80s - corporate yuppie greed and the Cold War
The 90s - MonicaGate and the Bosnian War
The 00s - All terrorism, all the time
So I stop at the Shell station to grab some snacks after working out. On the drive home, I finish up the popsicle and notice that ...
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Monday, September 20th, 2004
Lifted from a Slashdot article about "Marketingspeak":
"Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Accenture, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken ...
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Friday, September 17th, 2004
Email subject from a recent spam:
"buddhism koala traversal"
And in the email body appears:
"canary shovel"
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Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
Every time you visit Wikipedia.org, there is a "featured article" concerning some random subject. Today's was about the "Holy Prepuce" (or Holy Foreskin). An amusing paragraph from the article:
Allegorical importance Apart from its physical importance as a relic, the Holy Foreskin appeared in a famous vision of Saint Catherine ...
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Friday, September 10th, 2004
Here is my hastily assembled, poorly written, vastly incomplete Outer Banks vacation log.
hatteras trip
saturday
took off in the morning to head up to richmond. christina let us all stay the
night while she visited her sister in charlotte. as soon as we got to
christina's house, kathryn opened the passenger door of the ...
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Wednesday, September 8th, 2004
"The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its
milk, on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep
a cow. So it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered."
- Samuel Butler
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