I felt I had to preserve these work-related haiku. They are mostly inside jokes regarding a fellow employee who was not well-liked.
Author: Josh
beautiful deadly
destruction of position
i wait for the axe
I want to kill Tim,
Roast his flesh in large flames, but
My dogs won’t eat him.
i’ve reached inner chi
by not fucking killing you
at least not today
i meditate on
opening can of whoop ass
making me happy
Author: Jon
we listen and talk
our responses are ignored
better luck next time
The one who is Tim
Makes no lasting impression
save: “Are you there?””
why try what is hard
when surrounded by others
simply stay fuzzy
And on other subject, Jon recently came up with some haiku tributes to our glorious systems administrator (Josh):
I break the system
the users cry in horror
you are all fuckers
the system is down
life breathes into the server
the system is up
our admin is great
he delivers new function
we should all hug him
my user id
it would be very useful
too many haiku