Archive for July, 2004

Fun with Haiku

Friday, July 30th, 2004

I felt I had to preserve these work-related haiku.  They are mostly inside jokes regarding a fellow employee who was not well-liked. Author: Josh  beautiful deadly  destruction of position  i wait for the axe  I want to kill Tim,  Roast his flesh in large flames, but  My dogs won't eat him.  i've reached inner chi  by not fucking killing ...

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Thursday, July 29th, 2004

Joke of the day: What do Atheists scream during sex? 'Ohhh, chemical chance, chemical chance' -- Bill Hicks

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Thursday, July 29th, 2004

Only nerds will appreciate this -- Yesterday I was in Farifax at General Dynamics undergoing training for networking middleware being used for Navy applications for submarines and the like.  The instructor was a C programmer who'd been around the block coming up with slick multiplatform networking tools for messaging and suchlike.  ...

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Wednesday, July 21st, 2004

Here is yet another fun assortment of random words from a spam message, done by the spammers in the attempt to avoid being filtered by the ever-improving junk email filters: soot,devils got him!',nash,heads gone! crunch,capacious,the stranger smiled.knightsbridge,see the group,blaine,a shame! what.

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Friday, July 16th, 2004

Nobody has the answers; but yet everyone has rules.

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Thursday, July 15th, 2004

Another good quote: "A mind all logic is like a knife all blade.  It makes the hand bleed  that uses it."    - Rabindranath Tagore

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Thursday, July 15th, 2004

Funny quote of the day: "You know, back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted  for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose  millions of jobs and our military would be totally overstretched.  You know what: I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, ...

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Friday, July 9th, 2004

Testing the mozilla LiveJournal extension (Deepest Sender)