Archive for the ‘money’ Category

My share of the stimulus package

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Now I can pretend to be on Wall Street, seizing untold riches with my filthy, Ponzi-scheme stained paws! ...or does this hyperinflationary currency from Zimbabwe's crumbling economy portend the future of our own currency? By the way... uh... is it just me, or is the typeface on the 10 trillion dollar banknote ...

I wish my 401(k) was this much fun.

Thursday, February 5th, 2009



links for 2008-10-24

Friday, October 24th, 2008

My del.icio.us auto-posting doodad no longer works. Automation has failed me. *Cry*. So, here are some hand-cranked, slow-cooked links for today. X-rays detected from Scotch tape. Incredible. Maybe somebody will exploit this to take a peek inside of Christmas presents. How the Weird Mars Science Laboratory Floating Sky Crane ...

SUBJECT: Request for URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

I've seen this many other places, but I cannot help reposting it here. It is a great statement on the current economic crisis: DEAR AMERICAN: I NEED TO ASK YOU TO SUPPORT AN URGENT SECRET BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH A TRANSFER OF FUNDS OF GREAT MAGNITUDE. I AM MINISTRY OF THE TREASURY OF ...