Archive for the ‘religion’ Category

Terrible beauty

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

“The Patrician took a sip of his beer. ‘I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald I was walking along the banks of a stream when I saw a mother ...

Twain speaking about the “damned human race”

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

"There has never been a just one, never an honorable one - on the part of the instigator of the war. I can see a million years ahead, and this rule will never change in so many as half a dozen instances. The loud little handful - as usual - ...

Wolves in sheep’s clothing

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

"There is a story, which is fairly well known, about when the missionaries came to Africa. They had the Bible and we, the natives, had the land. They said 'Let us pray,' and we dutifully shut our eyes. When we opened them, why, they now had the land and we ...

R-obama-noke

Saturday, October 18th, 2008

Obama held a rally here in little ol' Roanoke on Friday. He is the first major-party presidential candidate since JFK in 1960 to visit Roanoke. So, Kathryn and I took the day off and waited in the cold, wet line with our friend Kelly to witness this historic ...

Scientology is shiny

Friday, January 25th, 2008

...Shinytology? A new calendar system! They brought us into the golden age. It's about time SOMEBODY did. Awesome logo! Why can't Amazon.com be this organized? Learn under the glorious tutelage of LRH This is how you will be processed. How much worse can the LRH Congress be than the US Congress?? Shades of dictatorship here. NEWS ALERT: Congress ...

Attention preclears; do not flub on your auditing procedures.

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Please study these items from the LRH technical terminology reference carefully. Professional illustrations are provided to illustrate difficult concepts:

Calling all Operating Thetans

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Scientology is weird. ALSO, THIS JUST IN: Water is wet! ... (do not be afraid, Supressive Person; click the image above to expand the thetan within)

Baby Jesus has returned…

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

...as a pork product? See for yourself! The money quote: The Baby must dry several weeks before it is ready to be sold. I'm off to buy some Baby Jesus and Lil Chub. (thanks to Galen for the discovery.) p.s., why is there a Buddha on the banner for babyjesus.com? p.p.s., there is a band called Jesus ...

Creation Science Fair? No it’s not!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

[16:17] Chris: heh, i am reading this call for a christian science fair entries [16:17] Dave: omg [16:17] Chris: they have a bunch of suggestions for entries [16:17] Chris: “8. How much voltage or current can a human take before he is killed? Could do experiments on a plant.” [16:18] Dave: lol [16:18] Chris: i ...

Shadows in the campfire

Monday, February 26th, 2007

Ted Haggard wants you to watch Jesus Camp THIS MUCH!! Seeing ol' Pastor Ted was only one of many disturbing experiences we had watching the documentary Jesus Camp, which gives us a look into the bizarre practices of the Christian Charistmatic movement, and how it is wielded to forge new generations ...